Poor Unsuccessful and Fat

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Michael Mandell - Pop, Off-Broadway

Poor Unsuccessful and Fat

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[RICHARD, spoken] Time for your sponge bath! [GORDON, spoken] Ugh, must I? [RICHARD, spoken] Honey, I don't wanna be here either! (sung) Poor, unsuccessful and fat Who would've thought I would end like that? Surely, in no time, you'll be back to normal In your evening formal I'll be poor, unsuccessful Poor, unsuccessful and fat! And getting older Plus, have you noticed I sweat? I have a list of things I regret Don't tell this story to little children Cause you're gonna scare them How I'm poor, unsuccessful Poor, unsuccessful and fat And getting older, getting greyer! Stop mе if you've heard this beforе Cause if you've heard this before Hell, it's just more of the same! [GORDON] Well.. [RICHARD] Help me I'm a player! Who'll never make it I won't make it, I won't make it! [GORDON] No, no, no, no, no, no! [RICHARD] Once I was practically thin [GORDON] Aww.. [RICHARD] Now I can eat like I'm Rin Tin Tin Soon you'll be back home A success in training I'll be here complaining That I'm poor, unsuccessful Poor, unsuccessful and fat And getting older [GORDON] I am not successful I am not so damn successful.. [RICHARD] I'm getting older! [GORDON] I am not successful I am not so damn successful [RICHARD] I'm getting older! [MR. BUNGEE] You're not successful [GORDON] I am not successful [MR. BUNGEE] You're too old to be a failure [GORDON] I'm too old to be a failure [MR. BUNGEE] Your future's looking cloudy [GORDON] My future's looking cloudy [MR. BUNGEE] Your sister is a whore [GORDON] My sister's a receptionist! [MR. BUNGEE] Bet your tush you're unsuccessful! Don't mean to make this more stressful Than it's already become But! you're poor, unsuccessful and.. dumb Poor, unsuccessful and dumb And untalented! Poor, unsuccessful and dumb And untalented Morbid, psychotically grim and untalented That's what we say about him He's untalented!

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  • William Finn