I’m Not at All in Love

Lyrics

[BABE, spoken] Love, are you nuts? [POOPSIE, spoken] Some people can't tell when it hits them.  [WOMAN, spoken] You're not kidding.  [BABE, spoken] Bah! (sung) All you gotta do is say hello to a man And they have you whispering in his ear All you gotta do is be polite with him And they have you spending the night with him If there's a guy you merely have a beer with They've got you setting the wedding date It seems they've just gotta have some dirt to bend your ear with So before you start, I herewith state I'm not at all in lovе Not at all in love, not I Not a bit, not a mite Though I'll admit he's quitе a hunk o' guy But he's not my cup of tea Not my cup of tea, not he Not an ounce, not a pinch He's just an inch too sure of himself for me [WOMAN 1] Well, of course you've noticed that manly physique And that look in his eyes [WOMAN 2] Say, I'm sure he can cut most any man down to size [WOMAN 3] He must be as fierce as a tiger when he's mad [WOMAN 4] And I'll bet he cries like a little boy when he's sad [BABE] But I'm not at all in love Not at all in love, not I Not a straw, not a hair I don't care if he's as strong as a lion Or if he has the rest of ya sighin' You may be sold, but this girl ain't buyin' I'm not at all in love [WOMEN] She's not at all in love Not at all in love, oh no [BABE] Not a pin, not a crumb [WOMEN] Must be the summer heat that gives her that glow 'Cause she's not at all in love Not at all in love, she cries [BABE] Not a snip, not a bite [WOMEN] Must be the light from the ceiling shining there in her eyes He's young and handsome and smart And we can't get over it [BABE] But this lady's heart he doesn't affect a bit [WOMEN] It's easy to see that her daffy grin Is the grin she always wears And she's breathless because She ran up a flight of stairs [WOMAN 5, spoken] Obviously.  [WOMAN 6, spoken] Naturally.  [WOMAN 7, spoken] Certainly.  [WOMEN] She's not at all in love Not at all in love, not she [BABE] No, I'm not [WOMEN] Not a dot [BABE] Not a touch [WOMEN] No, not much [BABE] When I fall in love, there'll be no doubt about it 'Cause you will know from the way that I shout it [WOMEN, spoken] You're shouting.  [BABE] I haven't fallen [WOMEN] She hasn't fallen [BABE] I'm not at all in love! [WOMEN] She's not at all in love!