Human Stuff

Lyrics

[SCUTTLE, spoken] Wow - this is special...this very very unusual [ARIEL, spoken] What? What is it? [SCUTTLE, spoken] It's a dinglehopper! [ARIEL, spoken] A dinglehopper? [SCUTTLE, spoken] Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular Encyclopoodia! (sung) Say that you wanna have a hairdo Like the folks who live up there do That'll flap their wings [GULL 1] Flop their wigs! [GULL 2] Flap! [GULL 3] Awwwk! [SCUTTLE] Well you'll look absolutely dandy If you use one of these handy Little thingamajigs [GULL 1] Thingmabobs [GULL 2] Jigs! [GULL 1] Bobs! [GULL 3] Awwwk! [SCUTTLE] Pick up a dinglehopper just like so Twirl it the way I'm twirling now Give it a little yank and there ya go You're what they call the dog's meow [GULLS] Wonderful stuff [GULL 3] Squawk [GULLS] That human stuff Can't get enough... [GULL 3] Squawk [GULLS] Of human stuff! And we are the authority No need for us to bluff Because we're great at explanating Human stuff [ARIEL, spoken] (holds pipe) Whats that? [SCUTTLE, spoken] A snarfblatt! [ARIEL, spoken] Wow! [SCUTTLE] Back when the world was prehistoral People sat as still as coral Flat upon their rumps [GULL 1] On their runts! [GULL 2] Bunks! [GULL 3] Awwwk! [SCUTTLE] There they would be, not even thinkin' Bored to death and barely blinkin' Way down at the dumps [GULL 1] On the dumps! [GULL 2] At! [GULL 1] On! [GULL 3] Awwwk! [SCUTTLE] Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance Suddenly life was la-di-da! Snarfblatts are what you use To make folks dance Give it a blow, and then - voila! [GULLS] Wonderful stuff! [GULL 3] Awwwk! [GULLS] That human stuff! If you're a buff - [GULL 3] Awwwk! [GULLS] On human stuff! [GULL 1] It's marvable! [GULL 2] Stupendible! [SCUTTLE] Completely A-OJ! Which sounds absurd, but take my word - [GULLS] That's what the humans say! [SCUTTLE&GULLS] Sensible stuff That human stuff! None of it fluff - Not human stuff! And heaven knows Since we're the pros From us, you'll get no guff [SCUTTLE] And once you've got a who's-ma-gig - [GULL 1] A thing-ma-what - [GULL 2] A watch-ma-gig - [SCUTTLE] That's all you need to bring you up to snuff! [GULLS] Right up to snuff! With proper dinglehopper groomin' Rest assured...you'll look real human! [SCUTTLE] We know, 'cause we know Human stuff!