Great American Bitch

Lyrics

[RUZA] I'm a great American bitch I refuse to wear corsets and lace I earn my own wages And burst into rages When men say, "Know your place" My boss tried to fondle me under my skirt And I kicked him like this in the crotch where it hurt I got fired, but hey I'd rather be right than rich 'Cause I'm a great American bitch [ALICE, LUCY & INEZ, RUZA] She's a, she's a great American bitch She's a (I'm a) She's a (I'm a ) [ALICE, LUCY, INEZ & RUZA] Great American bitch [INEZ] I'm a great American bitch [ALICE, spoken] Queen bitch [INEZ] I seduce whoevеr I please [RUZA, spoken] Very jеalous [INEZ] I fornicate freely And some say I really Bring gentlemen to their knees I proposed to a Dutchman We're wedded in bliss 'Cause he doesn't mind who else I might kiss Thought most of the time I prefer to scratch my own itch 'Cause I'm a great American bitch [ALICE, LUCY, RUZA & DORIS, INEZ] She's a She's a great American bitch She's a (I'm a) She's a (I'm a ) [ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ] Great American bitch [ALICE, spoken] Lucy, your turn [DORIS, spoken] Lucy, go [INEZ, spoken] Come on, Lucy [LUCY] I'm a great American— [LUCY, spoken] I'm sorry, honestly just don't love that word [ALICE, spoken] We'll do it together, come on [ALICE] You're a great American bitch [LUCY, spoken] Well, thanks [ALICE] I've known it since sophomore year [LUCY, spoken] Not this story [ALICE] When Professor McMoller said only male scholars Could manage a doctor's career [INEZ, spoken] Boo, professor [ALICE] He drove this expensive new Ford Model T So I scratched it all over with my bedroom key But Lucy went further [LUCY] I may have pushed his car into a ditch [ALICE, spoken] Why? [LUCY, ALICE, INEZ, RUZA & DORIS] Cause I'm a great American She's a, she's a great American bitch I'm a, I'm a (She's a, she's a) [ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ] Great American bitch Drink if they've called you a nag [INEZ] Drink if they've called you a slut [ALICE] Or a shrew [ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ] Drink if they've called you a crazy hag Drink if the rumors are true [DORIS] I'm a great American bitch [ALICE, LUCY, INEZ & RUZA] Yes you are! [DORIS] Once I cut my own hair [RUZA, spoken] Doesn't count [DORIS] And one time I took out a library book And never returned it, I swear [INEZ, spoken] Oh, you're bad [ALICE] Young lady, thy bitchhood hath only begun [INEZ] We'll train you [LUCY] Ordain you [DORIS, spoken] Thank God [RUZA] Better run [ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ] Here's to our coven And long may we love to bewitch To the great American bitch [ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, & DORIS, INEZ] You're a, you're a great American bitch (You're a great) You're a, you're a great American bitch (American bitch) [ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ] You're a, you're a great hysterical Arrogant, lecherous, treacherous U.S.A [ALICE, LUCY, & RUZA INEZ & DORIS] Bitch (You're a, you're a) Bitch (You're a, you're a) Bitch (You're a, you're a) [ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ] Bitch!