Chandler’s Wife

Lyrics

[EAMON, spoken] One, two, three, go! Say! [EAMON & COMPANY] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [EAMON] I walked into the chandler's shop, some candles for to buy I looked around the chandler's shop but no one could I spy Well, I was disappointed, so some angry words I said Then I heard the sound of a... right above my head Yes, I heard the sound of a... right above my head Well, I was slick and I was quick, and up the stairs I sped And much to my surprise I saw the chandler's wife in bed And with her was another man of most gigantic size And they were having a... right before my eyes Yes, and they were having a... right before me eyes Well, when the fun was over and done, the lady raised her head And quite surprised was she to see me standing by the bed "If you would be discreet, my lad, if you would be so kind Well, I'll let you come up for some... whenever you feel inclined Yes, I'll let you come up for some... whenever you feel inclined" [EAMON & COMPANY] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [EAMON] So, all you married men take heed, if ever you come to town If you should leave your woman alone, be sure and tie her down Or, if you would be kind to her, then sit her right there on the floor And give her so much of the... she doesn't want any more Yes, and give her so much of the... she doesn't want any more [EAMON & COMPANY] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [EAMON, spoken] Sing it louder! [EAMON & COMPANY] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh