The Garden Of Disapointed Mothers

Lyrics

[FEMALE ENSEMBLE] Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah [MAHI, spoken] The famous Garden of the Disappointed Mothers! [JACK, spoken] How long has this been here?! [MAHI, spoken] Nobody knows! Many centuries! [JACK, spoken] Unbelievable! They're so… so real! [BEA] There he is! There he is! The deadpanned promise-breaker; My son! [JACK, spoken] I can talk to it? [BEA, spoken] "It"? Now I'm "it"! (singing) Never get married; That's what I cried! Didn't I know you'd betray me The second I died?! [JACK, spoken] What do you want from me?! [BEA] No other girl could ever love you Like your mommy can do Who will protect you?! I will protect you! Never get married! [JACK, spoken] Mom, all you're protecting me from is happiness! Tell me, what can I do short of being miserable forever to make you feel better? [BEA, spoken] Me?! This isn't about me! I know these girls! Once she gets that ring She'll make your life a living hell! Ask your father [JACK, spoken] If you met her, mom… [BEA, spoken] I don't have to [JACK, spoken] No… you do…