Ev’ryday is Happy in Hawaii

Lyrics

[GIFT SHOP LADY #1, spoken] Welcome to beautiful Hawaii! And how are we this morning? [JACK, spoken] My life is a never-ending cavalcade of shit [GIFT SHOP LADY #1, spoken] And how can we help? [JACK] I need a map I need a car I need a map, I need a car I need the address to the house of Tommy Korman [GIFT SHOP LADY #1, spoken] We can't give out residential information- [JACK, spoken] Listen! (singing) I need a map, I need a car, I need the address And I also need a gun! [GIFT SHOP LADY #2, spoken] We don't sell guns at the airport anymore [JACK] I'll take a knife A knife is fine I need a map, I need a car I need the address and a knife And most of all I really need a fricken break… Please [TEIHUTU, spoken] Maka huna hai [JACK, spoken] Okay? [TEIHUTU, spoken] Say it; maka huna hai [JACK, spoken] Maka huna hai [TEIHUTU, spoken] Aah I bring good news [JACK, spoken] You do?! Um, what… what is it? [TEIHUTU] Ev'ryday is happy in Hawaii, mister Ev'ry little problem is resolved [JACK, spoken] Please God! [TEIHUTU] We got no strife We got no stress We just got sunshine and happiness Yes! Ev'ryday is happy in Hawaii, mister So why ya gotta look so sad? [JACK] I need a guide I need to go I need a guide so I can go And find the address to the house of Tommy Korman [TEIHUTU, spoken] That can be arranged! [JACK] I need a drink [TEIHUTU, spoken] Have a seat! [JACK] I'm also broke And really… tired [TEIHUTU, spoken] Aw (singing) Ev'ryday is happy in Hawaii, mister Ev'ry interaction ends with smiles You groan and grouse You curse your fate Just trust Teihutu to set things straight Wait! Ev'ryday is happy in Hawaii, mister You'll agree by this day's end Turn around and meet my friend [FEMALE ENSEMBLE] Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah Aah-aah-aah [MAHI, spoken] Come, handsome stranger! Come with Mahi! [JACK, spoken] Uh, do… do you know where Tommy Korman lives? [MAHI, spoken] Of course! Mahi knows everything! [TEIHUTU & FEMALE ENSEMBLE] Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah Aah-aah-aah