Betsy’s Getting Married / The Game

Lyrics

[BETSY] Betsy's getting married Yessiree, it's true Finally, Jack got it through his head Betsy's getting married Long past overdue Thirty-one years of holding tight And crossing my fingers every night You better believe I'm wearing white 'Cuz Betsy's getting wed Betsy's getting married Call my college gang Even though even though they gave me up for dead Betsy's getting married Get me Vera Wang Thirty-one years I climbed that hill Seventeen years I'm on the pill Lisa Levine's on JDate still But Betsy's getting wed Oo, ooh Isn't he smart and sweet and dreamy? Oo, ooh Don't I wish Mom and Dad could see me? Oo, ooh All of these wannabes wanna be me It might be luck, it might be fate But whatever it is, it was worth the wait [BETSY & MALE ENSEMBLE] Oo, ooh Who's that princess wearing Prada? Oo, ooh Who is the toast of all Nevada? Oo, ooh Who's gonna get the whole enchilada? He'll be mine and I'll be his It took forever, but here it is [MALE ENSEMBLE] Betsy's getting married Get that girl a drink Send that couple breakfast in their bed [BETSY] Thirty-one years I knit my brow Wondering when and who and how Well, baby, I hit the jackpot now Cuz' Betsy's [MALE ENSEMBLE] Betsy's [BETSY] Getting wed [FEMALE ENSEMBLE] Eight of diamonds Nine of diamonds Ten of diamonds Jack of diamonds Queen of diamonds [JACK] Keep your hands steady Keep your head clear Thank the Lord above You got a straight flush Keep your voice level Keep your cards near Don't yell "holy shit!" I've got a straight flush Once in your life you get a hand like this Get a completely unbeatable hand like this And it's like God came and gave you a little kiss And said "Go forth and multiply" Once in your life you get a hand like this And though tonight might be all about wedded bliss Today will be all about making a run Like Attila the Hun Vanquishing everything under the sun Plundering, pillaging, having some fun And I'm gonna be rich because, son-of-a-bitch I've got a straight flush Straight flush Straight flush [BETSY] Betsy's getting married There's no turning back Betsy better not have been misled Betsy's getting married Where the hell is Jack Maybe he needed time to think Maybe he had to call his shrink Maybe I need another drink [JACK & ENSEMBLE] Eight of diamonds Nine of diamonds Ten of diamonds Jack of diamonds Queen of diamonds Straight flush to the queen [TOMMY KORMAN, spoken] Wow, this is really one for the books, kid! [ENSEMBLE] Nine of clubs Ten of clubs Jack of clubs Queen of clubs King of clubs [TOMMY KORMAN] Straight flush to the king [spoken] Sorry, kid, you're out fifty-eight grand