Day Two

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[Alarm Clock] Who is that? Who is that? Emerging from his burrow? Who can see today what we won't see until tomorrow? Shaman of the shadows [RADIO DJ #1] Springer of the spring Come on [RADIO DJ #1&#2] Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver? [RADIO DJ #1] Kinda both [RADIO DJ #1&#2] But not quite either! [RADIO DJ #1] That's right, woodchuck-chuckers, it's [RADIO DJ #1&#2] Groundhog Day! [RADIO DJ #1] We're here live from Gobbler's Knob talking about everything! [PHIL CONNORS] Idiots [RADIO DJ #2] The weather [RADIO DJ #1] Temperature [PHIL] You're playing yesterday's tape [RADIO DJ #2] The weather [RADIO DJ #1] It's just nuts! [RADIO DJ #2] Totally wacky! [PHIL] There's nothing more depressing than- [RADIO DJ #1] February 2nd [RADIO DJ #2] I mean what could be crazier than groundhogs in February? [RADIO DJ #1] By the way, that's a great hat you're wearing [RADIO DJ #2] Thanks! I made it myself [Phone] Good morning, this is your wake up call [PHIL] I didn't set a wake up call [Phone] Happy Groundhog Day! [PHIL] Happy Groundho- [RADIO DJ #1] There's talk of a blizzard, how cold would you say it is? [PHIL] How many days is this holiday? [RADIO DJ #2] Oh, I'm no good at science Haha [RADIO DJ #1] You know, you lose up to eighty percent of your body heat through your head? [PHIL] Blah blah blah blah blah blah-blah blah-blah You're so fired [RADIO DJ #1] ..have a good education? [RADIO DJ #2] Punxsutawney High! [RADIO DJ #1&#2] Gooooo Chucks! [PHIL] Go Penn State! [RADIO DJ #2] Oh, I'm still hungover [PHIL] God damn amateurs [RADIO DJ #1] But right now, the question on everyone's lips [PHIL & DJ #2] Chapped lips [RADIO DJ #1] Do you think Phil will see his shadow? [PHIL] Yes he did [RADIO DJ #1] What's your prediction? [PHIL] I predict your unemployment [RADIO DJ #2] I predict a whole day of celebration! [PHIL] There's nothing more depressing than Small towns [RADIO DJ #1] People come back year after year [PHIL] Tiny minds I'll tell Larry To take the 210 via Beyer and Keystone Lake If we hurry I'll be drinking decent coffee by nine or even half past eight And never again will I wake in the morning in Punx [TOWNSPEOPLE] Punxsutawney [PHIL & TOWNSPEOPLE] Ba-da-bup-bup-ba [PHIL] Suck my balls, I'm out! [TOWNSPEOPLE] Punxsutawney Pennsylvania USA Aaaaaaahhh [PHIL] Okay One: I'm still sleeping and this, I'm just dreaming it Two: it's a prank and everyone's in on it Three: it's a flashback from when I was twenty and Ate magic mushrooms and thought I was Aquaman Four: it's some kind of reality show about Forecasters, bad bed and breakfasts, and snow Five: I've had a stroke and lost my memory Of the year since last Groundhog Day Come on, Phil, wake up Get it together It must be the weather [PHIL] It must be the stress I just need a moment, I just need a rest [TOWNSPEOPLE] Punxsutawney Is a little town With a heart as big as any town [TOWNSPEOPLE] As any small town in the USA And there is no town greater than Punxsutawney on Groundhog Groundhog Groundhog Who is that? Who is that? Emerging from his burrow? Who can see today what we won't see until tomorrow? Shaman of the shadows Springer of the spring Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver? [BUSTER] Kinda both But not quite either! [TOWNSPEOPLE] All the meteorologists The world has ever known Cannot match this little guy's uncanny skill We can guess but we won't know If we should dress for sun or snow Until we hear it from Punxsutawney Phil [PHIL] I'm going back to bed! [RITA HANSON] February 2nd First remote broadcast GHD in Punx, PA Working with Phil Connors They all told me he would be an asshole And he is I mean he acts kinda asshole-ish still I think he might be Mentally ill [TOWNSPEOPLE] Tomorrow Spring will come, and then There will be blue skies, my friend Bright eyes and laughter [RITA] Unexpected weather Seems we're staying here for another night Which is kinda fine [TOWNSPEOPLE] Tomorrow There will be sun And if not tomorrow, perhaps the day aaa-