A Little Versatility

Lyrics

[BETTY] For those who still remember me as Juliet My next few roles are bound to disconcert But please don't turn your back upon yours truly yet; A little versatility never hurt… Today I am a cowgirl, the fastest gun in the West Doin' what a gal and her trusty gun do best Headin' off a cutthroat and his bloodthirsty gang Rescuin' the sheriff they were fixing to hang Puttin' my cowgirl know-how to the test (Ooh!) Another day, another story Where I hold fifty crooks captive in a quarry Well, Shakespeare is fun, but whеn you're gettin' down in the dirt A littlе versatility never hurt I said, a little versatility never hurt And now I'm flyin' by plane somewhere east of Bombay On a secret mission for the good old U.S. of A [BETTY, FEMALE ENSEMBLE] German pilots cannot take their eyes off my face I shoot 'em down, save India, and head back to base [BETTY] Pickin' up a few more medals on the way, hey [BETTY, FEMALE ENSEMBLE] Another day, another story [BETTY] Risking death for honor and old glory Nothing like a flying ace who still knows how to flirt! (Ooh!) A little versatility never hurt I said, a little versatility never hurt… I may be one of Hollywood's "it girls" But when there's trouble afoot [VILLAIN, spoken] Mwahahaha! [BETTY, sung] This tiny tornado in spit curls [BETTY, FEMALE ENSEMBLE] Goes at it 'til the trouble At it 'til the trouble At it 'til the trouble's kaput! [BETTY] Wherever there's injustice, I will stand my ground and fight Fearless in the face of mortal danger, day or night [BETTY, ENSEMBLE] Everywhere our enemies are ready to pounce But this is where a woman's way of thinking counts [BETTY] Doin' whatever works to make things right Hey… [BETTY, ENSEMBLE] Another day, another mission With a woman's wiles as ammunition When there's a calamity, her talent can avert [ENSEMBLE] A little versatility never, never hurt… [BETTY, ENSEMBLE] So take a tip from one of those "it girls" As they say on the set: [ENSEMBLE] "Do your bit, girl!" [BETTY, ENSEMBLE] You can save the world in trousers or a skirt! (Ah…) [BETTY, ENSEMBLE] A little versatility never hurt I said, a little versatility never hurt A little versatility never… Hurt! [BETTY] A little versatility never hurt! Boop-oop-a-doop!