But, Mr. Adams

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[ADAMS, spoken] All right, gentlemen, let's get on with it. Which of us will write our Declaration of Independence? [FRANKLIN] Mr. Adams, I say you should write it To your legal mind and brilliance, we defer [ADAMS] Is that so? Well, if I'm the one to do it They'll run their quill pens through it I'm obnoxious and disliked You know that, sir [FRANKLIN, spoken] Yes, I know. [ADAMS] But I say you should write it, Franklin Yes, you Yes, you, Dr. Franklin You! You! You!   [FRANKLIN] Hell, no! But— But— But... [FRANKLIN] Mr. Adams But, Mr. Adams The things I write are only light extemporania I won't put politics on paper, it's a mania! So I refuse to use the pen in Pennsylvania [COMMITTEE OF FIVE] Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania Refuse to use the pen! [ADAMS] Mr. Sherman, I say you should write it You are never controversial, as it were [SHERMAN, spoken] That is true. [ADAMS] Whereas if I'm the one to do it They'll run their quill pens through it I'm obnoxious and disliked You know that, sir [SHERMAN, spoken] Yes, I do [ADAMS] Then I say you should write it, Roger Yes, you Yes, you, Roger Sherman You! You! You!   [SHERMAN, spoken] Good heavens, no! (sung) But— But— But... [SHERMAN] Mr. Adams But, Mr. Adams I cannot write with any style or proper etiquette I don't know a participle from a predicate! I am just a simple cobbler from Connecticut [COMMITTEE OF FIVE] Connecticut, Connecticut A simple cobbler, he! [ADAMS] Mr. Livingston, maybe you should write it You have many friends and you're a diplomat [FRANKLIN, spoken] Oh, that word! [ADAMS] Whereas if I'm the one to do it They'll run their quill pens through it [COMMITTEE OF FIVE] He's obnoxious and disliked Did you know that? [LIVINGSTON, spoken] I hadn't heard. [ADAMS] So I say you should write it, Robert Yes, you! Yes, you, Robert Livingston You! You! You!   [LIVINGSTON, spoken] Not me, Johnny. (sung) But— But— But... [LIVINGSTON Mr. Adams Dear Mr. Adams I've been presented with a new son by the noble stork So I am going home to celebrate and pop the cork With all the Livingstons together back in old New York [COMMITTEE OF FIVE] New York, New York Livingston's going to pop a cork! [ADAMS, spoken] Well, Mr. Jefferson— [JEFFERSON] Mr. Adams, leave me alone! [ADAMS, spoken] Mr. Jefferson— [JEFFERSON, spoken] Mr. Adams, I have not seen my wife the past six months! I beg of you— [ADAMS, spoken] "And we solemnly declare that we will preserve our liberties being with one mind resolve to die free men rather than to live slaves." Thomas Jefferson, on the Necessity of Taking Up Arms, 1775. Magnificent. You write ten times better than any man in Congress, including me. For a man of only thirty-three years, you have a happy talent for composition and a remarkable felicity of expression. Now, then, sir. Will you a patriot or a lover? [JEFFERSON, spoken] A lover. [ADAMS, spoken] No! [JEFFERSON, spoken] But, I burn, Mr. A! [ADAMS, spoken] So do I, Mr. J! [JEFFERSON, spoken] You? [SHERMAN, spoken] You do? [JEFFERSON, spoken] John! [LIVINGSTON, spoken] Who'd have thought it? [ADAMS] Mr. Jefferson Dear Mr. Jefferson I'm only forty-one I still have my virility And I can romp through Cupid's grove with great agility But life is more than sexual combustibility! [COMMITTEE OF FIVE] 'Bustibility! 'Bustibility! Combustabili- [ADAMS, spoken] QUIET! [JEFFERSON] Mr. Adams Damn you, Mr. Adams! You're obnoxious and disliked That cannot be denied Once again you stand between me And my lovely bride [COMMITTEE OF FIVE] Lovely bride! [JEFFERSON] Oh, Mr. Adams You are driving me To homicide! [COMMITTEE OF FIVE] Homicide! Homicide! We may see murder yet!