Inside of Every Demon Is a Rainbow (Solo Version)

Lyrics

[Intro] I have a dream, I'm here to tell About a wonderful fantastic new hotel! Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell Catering to a specific clientele (Ooooh) [Chorus] Inside of every demon is a rainbow Inside every sinner is a shiny smile Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child We can turn around, they'll be heaven bound With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel [Verse] So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos, creepers, fuck-ups, crooks and zeroes And downfallen superheroes, help is here All of you cretins, sluts and losers, sexual deviants and boozers And prescription drug abusers, need not fear Forever again, we'll cure your sin We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell Right here in Hell at the Happy Hotel [Bridge] There'll be no more fire and no more screams Just puppy dog kisses and cotton candy dreams And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like, wow! Once you check in with me [Outro] So, all your cartoon porn addictions, vegan rants, psychic predictions Ancient Roman crucifixions end right here All you monsters, thieves and crazies, cannibals and crying babies Frothing mouth is full of rabies, filled with cheer You'll be complete, it'll be so neat Our service can't be beat, you'll be on easy street, yes Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel! (I can't go any higher than that, I seriously can't) (Wow! That was shit)