Happy Day in Hell

Lyrics

I can do this, somehow I know it I'll get Heaven behind my plans - Charlie, hold on There's just no way I could blow it Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance - It's just a meeting To change their mind and touch their hearts Or whatever angels have - This could be bad Cheer up, Vaggie This could be swell Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell - Okay, but just don't sing to them - That bitch is halfway down the street Is she— - Oh, she's dancin' Ugh, no There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere If you don't mind the smell It's a happy day in Hell Hi, mister! - GO FUCK YOURSELF! - There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul Hello! - Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole Ah, 'scuse me - Doing what is required, we all have our role - I'm not doin' well - Another shitty day in Hell If I can show them the dream I've dreamed That any soul can change (Those angels' minds are hard to change) Then they will know everyone can be redeemed From the evil to the strange (They're bloodthirsty and deranged) I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced And I know that they're more of an acquired taste But if I open the door and I give them a place At my Hazbin Hotel It'll be a happy day in Hell From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows To the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown 'Cause holy shit, oh my gosh, WHY!? And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye! 'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide I can do this, I just know it (There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul) I'll get Heaven behind my plans (Ah-ah) There's just no way I could blow it (A ton of barbed wire to shove in my hole) Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance (Ah-ah) To change their minds— - And touch my parts! Uh, no thank you, I'm just gonna Fulfill my destiny (I'm not holding the note for that long, fuck you) I can already tell Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell