Shit Happens

Lyrics

Get up, too late, find a note on my bed Where she writes I have a date, 'cause I fell in love with Fred Who the fuck is Fred, i jump out of my bed Where's the bloody phone everything is going wrong Hit my head on the door, then I fall right on the floor I'm losing control my boss is waiting for my call I run tumbling down the stairs – is there anyone who cares? Shit happens – Oh, My God – Are you kidding? I can't change it – keep it – cool relax What can you do shit happens Is it real? – it's a joke – I can't change it Hang in there – rеlax – what can you do shit happens Red lights traffic jam, no idea whеre I am # get my boss on the wire and he shouts at me # ? drive my car to the bar, drinking beer I'm going too far ? One and two and six until I'm supposed to pay the bill Someone stole my bloody money You know policemen are not funny When they put me into jail and I meet this guy named cale He says: "hey lets spend the night" I am screaming for my rights Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens Shit happens – Oh, My God – Are you kidding? I can't change it – keep it cool – relax What can you do shit happens Is it real? – it's a joke – I can't change it Keep it cool – relax – What can you do? Shit happens – is it real? – it's a joke – I can't change it Keep cool – relax – What can you do? I call my lawyer: "would you save my life?" But he says, "sorry, I represent your wife By the way my name is fred, and i'm lying in your bed And your bank account – of course Will be mine when you're divorced." Shit happens – Oh, My God - Are you kidding? I can't change it – keep it cool – relax What can you do shit happens Oh, My God – must be dreaming I can't change it – don't give up – relax What can you do shit happens Oh, shit – keep cool!