Woke As Me

Lyrics

[Intro] Your sleepy head ass Your, your, your bedhead ass You been sleep all morning You sleepy than a motherfucker Nigga Sing you a lullaby [Chorus: Open Mike Eagle] You say you woke, bro? I say supposedly You ain't nowhere near as woke as you supposed to be Man, you telling jokes, fool, you so asleep Bruh, you might be woke, you just ain't woke as me [Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle] He say woke, but he ain't woke enough I'm droppin' facts to make his third eye open up He's still in mental jail, I see him tail-spinnin' His woke frail, he can't even see his male privilege Carbon footprint small? Man, I kinda doubt it Real woke brothers live in tiny houses I ain't never been sleep, it's excruciatin' I been woke so long, I'm hallucinatin' You say you woke, you just pretend to do it I'm keeping all my pronouns gender-fluid Your mind is not open, you probably not votin' You throw away whole roaches, homie, we compostin' I bet you think it's rumors, homie need a tutor I'ma prove he still sleep, he ain't deleted Uber Had the crown? I'ma take it from you I wear hemp drawers and biodegradable shoes I know the planet fucked up and how it got that way I only flush my toilet once every goddamn day I'm fuckin' woke [Chorus: Open Mike Eagle & Phonte] You say you woke, bro? I say supposedly You ain't nowhere near as woke as you supposed to be Man, you telling jokes (Yeah), fool, you so asleep (Yeah) Bruh, you might be woke, you just ain't woke as me (Uh) [Verse 2: Phonte] Tryna beat me in a woke-off and get broke off No jokes, you don't want no smoke with this woke Tom Brokaw Your neighborhood vegan weed dealer, but I also sell books I don't just rock the bells, I rock the bell hooks In all lowercase, say her name, show her face I been body positive, me and my hoes is overweight Gentrifyin' all your hoods, your taxes gotta be murder Come through your cookout with kale and Impossible Burgers Shout out to the white girls, if you tryna see me I got a biracial son, named him Ta-Nehisi One of my top ten hitters In the barbershop, fit right in with us Mom wanna know why he's so pro-black What's more pro-black than a light-skinned nigga? Intersectional, been that On your mark, now let's get set I been yellin' out, "cis-het" since Harlem yellin' out, "Dipset" Say this and I'm movin' on You thought toxic masculinity was a new cologne Nigga, you was wrong I'm the antidote, my life's so botanical Green Party and I vote, and I quote Man, oh man, goddamn, I'm woke