Heaven Application

Lyrics

[Intro: Baron Vaughn] You 'bout to die, ain't you? Near death? Well did you know four out of every seven applications to Heaven is denied due to poor credit history? Call us and we will help you fix them ugly scores Call Southfield & Moore for a free consultation and don't end up like my lazy nephew [Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle & Percy Miracles] I was knock knockin' on heaven's door (Knockin' on it) And then they asked me for my credit score (Woah, my God) To filter out the bad humans They use your Equifax and Trans-Union So much paperwork and I'm so tired (So tired) I had to submit it without a co-signer (Co-sign) Hopin' I listed the right references And that they overlook my college recklessness (I was young) It was really a mess Submittin' fingerprints to prove no identity theft (Yes, I did) I got dinged for my city address Had to list my work history and any arrests (Hell no) I expected more character tests and less of this Don't be like me, get your credit fixed (Fixed) Held on 'til 102 I died still under review Get your credit fixed (Fixed) [Outro: Percy Miracles] When you look back on your life And you're seeking salvation (Salvation) Don't miss out on your glory 'Cause you missed a few payments (Few payments) Call Southfield & Moore To fix your ugly scores (Southfield & Moore, we're gonna get you right) To fix your ugly scores