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[skit] **car starting/door slams** Passenger: Man its cold as fuck out here. Why haven't you fixed your damn heater yet? Driver: I've been meaning to... I just haven't gotten around to it Passenger: Thats what you said last month. Damn... procrastination at its finest Driver: Do you have any idea how expensive it is to fix a heater? Passenger: Nope Driver: Neither do I **Woman walks in the middle of the road and passes out** Passenger: Hol up hol up what the fuck is that? Is that a woman? Driver: What the... Passenger: Hey pull over right here. Pull over right here. Ma'am? Ma'am you need help? Shit she won't wake up. What do we do? Driver: Well, lets move her off to the side of the road before she gets run over by a car Passenger: Alright, I'll grab the head you grab the legs? Driver: Yeah, lets do it. Ok you got her? Passenger: Yeah Driver: Ok on the count of three... one... two... thre-- **Woman wakes up and attacks the two people** Passenger: OH SHIT!! Driver: What the fuck?!?! **Driver pulls out his gun** Passenger: Ahhh she's bitting my neck man **Driver starts shooting at woman** Driver: The fuck? Passenger: This bitch is crazy man shoot this bitch! Driver: I am she won't die! Passenger: What? Driver: She won't die! Passenger: The fuck you mean she won't die? Shoot the bitch in the head already! Driver: I'm trying man but the bullets keep on coming out of her skin **Woman turns around and runs towards Driver** Driver: OH SHI--- **** Grandmother Cousin Sister Mother Brother Daughter