One Way Ticket

Lyrics

*snorting* [Verse 1] It was a dusty old night and I'm the first to admit it I've surely upset someone, but my memory has chosen to omit it A tiny voice telling me I really should cool it Chewing my face off, talking absolute rubbish [Pre-Chorus] The first line hit me like a kick in the face I thought, "I'd better have another one, just in case" Next thing I knew, my heart was under attack I bought a one way ticket to hell and back [Chorus] One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell [Verse 2] I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps But a coach-load of mutes would have been talkative chaps If they had seen fit to join me for a couple of hits And now, my septum is in tatters and I've still got the runs [Pre-Chorus] It burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule The strangers I recruited thought it was rocket fuel Several massive chocking lines of glorious gack I bought a one way ticket to hell and back [Chorus] One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell [Sitar solo] Stick it up your fucking nose! [Bridge] Holding court, repeating myself, each repetition slightly louder Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder Wheels came off, but I'm still on track I bought a one way ticket to hell And back! [Chorus] One way ticket to hell and back (Yeah) Bought a one way ticket to hell and back (Ooh yeah) One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell (Ooh yeah) One way ticket to hell and back (Woo) Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell