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Where are my dentures? Where are my dentures? Where are my dentures? Where are my dentures? Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures Where are my dentures? I really need my dentures Where are my dentures? What the fuck are dentures? Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures Where are my dentures? I really need my dentures Where are my dentures? What the fuck are dentures? Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures Where are my dentures? I really need my dentures Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures Where are my dentures? I really need my dentures Where are my dentures? What the fuck are dentures? Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures Where'd I put my dentures? I can't find my dentures I really need my dentures; what the fuck are dentures? I can't find my dentures; where the fuck are dentures? I can't find my dentures; I really need my dentures I can't remember anything, I can't Oh, when I was but a lad I was as sharp as a tack But now I'm old And I can't seem to remember where I put my things Why me? I mean, I'm supposed to be wise I'm old, I'm supposed to be wise Now, what was I looking for? Oh yeah, my bowling ball Well, what do you know? It's right here Y'see, I'm not senile I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball What the fuck's a bowling ball? I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball I found my bowling ball It doesn't fit in my mouth