Lyrics

She walks around in her robe To hide her bag of shit Colostomy bag, reeks of crud Embedded in her hip Screaming at the bitch She took my parking spot Bitch I caught a whiff of colostomy And took off down the block Almost one month later I saw her in the park Perfect time for revenge It was after dark Hiding in the bushes As she's walking by Jumping out on the path I piss into her eye Blinded with urea Stupid smelly hag I took my hands with all my might And squeezed her colostomy bag She spun around about ten times Until she heaved up brown Leaving her all embarrassed In a putrid mound