Stoned

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, I must have been stoned when this whole thing started 'Cause I just can't seem to think straight anymore Can't figure out where I'm at Maybe Memphis, maybe Mexico I think you're swell, but I ain't gonna tell you so I think you're great, but it's late and I'd better go [Verse 2] Hitchhike to Rhome Take a Greyhound to Fredericksburg Well I'm flat-out broke, I've been smoking butts for days You say, "Maybe you can stay with me" I say, "Lady, that's a dangerous plan" You're quite a woman, but I don't wanna be your man You're quite a kisser, but listen close and understand [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Take a letter to God "Dear Sir, I'm dissatisfied Well it ain't Your fault they keep pouring salt on my heart" All's I need is a brief reprieve I keep leaving, I ain't gettin' nowhere Won't you linger, let me run my fingers through your hair? Won't you stay? I can play like I don't care I think you're dope, and I hope I'm making myself clear I think you're fly, and that's why I'm getting out of here [Outro] Well, I must have been stoned Well, I must have been stoned Well, I must have been stoned Good Lord, I wish I'd been stoned