I Am The Walrus

Lyrics

I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying... Sitting on a corn flake, waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy; you let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo, goo g'joob Mr. City, policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo, goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo, goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Expert text-pert choking smokers Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing "Hare Krishna" Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo, goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo, goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob g'goo