Ballad Of The Caveman

Lyrics

I'll tell you 'bout a caveman, lived a million years ago When Mother Earth was young and dinosaurs walked to and fro His skull contained but half a brain, but he didn't mind at all He's a hotshot caveman, yah-do-dah Who loved to fight and brawl He walked the misty plate in time to find whatever he could find Then at last he saw her there, covered with hair A cave-girl looking right his way, half-naked, half— Well, who can say? Such a thing he'd never seen before, well, then, need I tell you more? The caveman fell in love, love, love And so he wielded his club Ooh, ooh, what could he do? You can't blame a fellow for trying his luck He's just a simple caveman who wanted to— Well, when the cave-girl came around, she had some things to relate About the methods he used to communicate And she said: Ooh, ooh, what did you do? (Female spoken) I never expected a caveman to exhibit much finesse But a 50-pound club ain't exactly a caress So, if you want to call me, you better learn to talk Until you learn some manners, buddy Take a walk!