Allow Me, Madam

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Ogden Nash - Pop

Allow Me, Madam

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Adorable is an adjective and womankind is a noun And I often wonder why although adorable womankind chooses to talk standing up, it chooses to put on its coat sitting down What is the outstanding characteristic of matinees, tearooms, and table d'hotes? Beautiful women sitting firmly and uncomfortably on their coats Because they also sat down on their coats to take them off What is savoir faire? It is the ability to pick up 85 cents in nickels and a lipstick with the right hand while the left hand is groping wildly over the back of a chair And if you really desire to see savoir faire that you could balance a cup on Please consider the calmness of a woman trying to get her arm into the sleeve of a coat that she is sat down on too far up on

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  • Ogden Nash