My British Tour Diary (Live in Norfolk, VA 2006)

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On our trip to England I noticed something obscene People still actually give a shit about the Queen Though London girls aren't snobs at all And Brighton's lovely in the Fall Left alone to drive ourselves on the opposite side Man it was a miracle that nobody died Hanging out with Steven Drew, Theo Paul and Sorrel too Eating at Welcome Breaks daily We danced in Leeds with Brit Pop Haley Performing with the Apples And then crashing at the Wrights Bitching because Steven booked us On such еarly flights Always in a foggy haze Because wе hadn't slept for days Every single one of our London cabbies played The most truly repellent techno music ever made But they'll drop you without hesitation if you try changing the station Up to our necks in crisps and litter In the van we dubbed the Gary Glitter Thank you guys, that little bit we did at the end, that yeah That was spotted by Alesha [?] You don't know my name, I really like that song really Dottie thinks it's really funny when she calls on her cellphone It's like, I look a lot different on work clothes She said acne, but no, she doesn't