Lyrics

Miss Little Lee with a belly full of strawberries Oh come on, I could be a good gardener Even though nothing gives joy without a stern, stern look, look, look at me Pretty and plastic, oh ho ho ho, cheerleader for the pink team Bluff and butter, just the new thing The kids have been waiting for Speak, speak in a soft voice, like if I'm battered or broken on the wheel You got about as much grace as a baloney sandwich You could be my soda pop (plop!) Even though you'll be overweight by your mid-thirties, you poor pig Put me in a blue dress, oh ho ho ho, have fun at someone else's expense Don't wanna call you kitten or cupcake, maybe Claire, or somethin' like that I hope you get your stuff back, oh ho ho ho, from Punk Rock Pat