Chrissy Kiss the Corpse

Lyrics

[Verse 1] On a bus stop bench sat an ancient lady It was clear she was dead, yeah, we all could agree And that death had arrived quite unexpectedly 'Cause the poor wretch died with a book on her knee [Chorus] Chrissy, kiss the corpse Chrissy, kiss the corpse [Verse 2] David drew a mustache under her nose Nick put a burning match between her toes I put a cockroach in her pantyhose Chrissy put on some lipstick And struck a dramatic pose [Chorus] Chrissy, kiss the corpse Chrissy, kiss the corpse [Bridge] Chrissy's such a pretty lass As benign as broken glass No one in her family knows The vile hobby that she chose [Verse 3] Some cops came by, so we hid behind a tree I peeked out and they noticed me And said, "Fondling the dead is a felony But you got nothing to fear 'Cause we only came to see..." [Chorus] Chrissy, kiss the corpse To see Chrissy kiss the corpse [Outro] Chrissy's such a pretty thing Gentle as a scorpion sting No one ever would suspect That her mind's completely wrecked