Bonehead’s Bank Holiday

Lyrics

[Intro: Bonehead, Liam Gallagher, Owen Morris] I'm at the fuckin' bar, far, far, far Right, I'm on it Right, record those, let me sing it Let me sing it You bastards Back me up, come on I thought you were in here to back me up, count me in D'you wanna fuckin' carry on like with him like, you know? You know I need a little break to get away— Count me in Bastard Here y'are, count me in, I've havin' an 'eart attack Count me in In, 1, 2, 3 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not backing him up, you know what he's like You know I need— [Verse 1: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher] You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday So I can see the sun 'Cause in the sun they say it's fun If you get some Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane (You know what I mean?) Or I could steal a car (Steal a car, mum) 'Cause in a car you can go far (I love it) Just depends what kind of car you are (Fuckin' car you are) [Chorus: Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la, la) What kind of car you are La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la, la) [Verse 2: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher] I met a funny looking girl on a crowded beach in Spain Her name was Avaline (Ava-lin) She said she came to Spain (Fuckin' line) To have a good time But she was with her mum who had a face like a nun in pain (Fuckin' faint, here y'are, mate) She said her name was Dot (Who's singing?, you are, mate) She didn't half talk a lot (Give it up) I couldn't tell if she was mad or not (It was nine o'clock) [Chorus: Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Mad or not (Ha) La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la) [Bridge: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher] Well don't you know, I should've stayed in England On my polluted beach with all my special friends And don't you know, I should've stayed in England With me big house and me big car (My big house and my big car-ar) And all me friends, they're at the bar (And all me big friends and Liam Gallagher) La, la, la (Bah, la-fa-la, fah) [Verse 1: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher] You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, hey!) So I can see the sun (Are you a scouser man? Bonehead!) 'Cause in the sun they say it's fun (La, la, la, la, la, la) If you get some Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane Or I could steal a car 'Cause in a car you can go far It just depends what kind of car you are (Fuckin' car you are) [Chorus: Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la What kind of car you are (Ha) La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La) What kind of car you are (Don't you know—) La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (Ah, I fucked up, pal, stayed in England) What kind of car you are La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la [Outro: Bonehead, Liam Gallagher, Bonehead & Liam Gallagher] We'll go in there drunk and we'll do it, we're rockin', right we'll do it, I'll sing with you Bonehead's got the lot You sexy bastard Bonehead's got the lot What you gonna hears And he lost the plot Yeah, lost the plot And he's got the lot Oh, we'll do it, it's gonna be fucking mega Bonehead likes a trot, he hasn't got a lot Right we'll do it, you can't, you can't go far Hasn't got the lot, Bonehead can fly It just depends what fuckin' plane, car you are, la, la, la D'you say you can do it, alright? That's shit, you know I need a little break to get away for a holiday I met a funny fuckin', fuckin' girl on a crowded beach in Spain So I can see the sun Her name was Ava-lin She said she came to Spain to 'ave a good time, that's right To 'ave a good fuckin' shag she went to Spain, that's why she went, yeah She was with her mam, she was with her mam With her mam He would a face like a nun in fuckin' Pain A nun in pain Then but he said her name was Dot She didn't half talk a lot I couldn't tell if she was mad or not La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la, la) But don't you, don't you know Right, we're on it, right