Lyrics

[Intro: Noel Gallagher, Liam Gallagher] What's up? What's up? Don't matter if it's out of tune Doesn't matter? Doesn't matter if it's out of tune, 'cause your cool [Verse 1: Liam Gallagher] I am he as you are he As you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly, I'm crying [Verse 2: Liam Gallagher] Sitting on a corn-flake Waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long [Chorus: Liam Gallagher] I am the egg man We are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob [Verse 3: Liam Gallagher] Mister City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying [Verse 4: Liam Gallagher] Yellow-matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Man, you been a naughty girl You let your knickers down [Chorus: Liam Gallagher] I am the egg man We are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob [Bridge: Liam Gallagher] Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain [Chorus: Liam Gallagher] 'Cause I am the egg man We are the egg men And I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob [Verse 5: Liam Gallagher] Expert, textpert, choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snied, I'm crying [Verse 6: Liam Gallagher] Semolina pilchards Climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them Kicking Edgar Allan Poe [Chorus: Liam Gallagher] I am the egg man We are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo [Outro: Liam Gallagher] Joob, joob, joo-bah G'joob, joob, joo-bah G'joob, joob, joo-bah G'joob, joob, joo-bah G'joob, joob, joo-bah [Instrumental Outro]