Lyrics

Dear father x-mas your name is on my list I make you an offer you can't resist - Scrooge Bring in the big guns, oh see! it's raining deers I've been a real bad boy this year - Scrooge A giant shadow re-emerges with scythe in hand Who is the reaper with the snow-white tan - Scrooge Repeating nightmares, he comes, he sows, he reaps The Christmas spirit haunts me in my sleep - Scrooge At every corner there's a beggar in a beard Who wants my money every god damn year... Expectant children terrorizing with their whine "Jinglebells, jinglebells" oh shut the X and shove These Christmas carols where the sun don't shine!