Grand Avalon Casino

Lyrics

Hey buddy, couldn't help but see you don't look well Had a rough day, huh? Boy, I sure can tell Now, I'm no doctor, but I think that I can cure that frown And if I were a doctor I'd prescribe a night on the town I know a little place; not far from here And I can guarantee the best time ya had all year All the ladies and the gents and folks outside & between Agree this spot is at the top of the social scene I didn't introduce myself, just call me Ace Nice to meet ya, I'm the manager that runs this place The Grand Avalon Casino raises the bar With all the glitz befitting of a Hollywood star Choose a game to play — try any one! The excitement's at a fever pitch, come join the fun You say you're down on your luck— now don't you fear! Cause the losers on the street can win a fortune in here Say 1, 2, hey! It'll be okay Just come on in and follow along First game's on me, won't cost a thing Roulette or blackjack—dice or slots I say-ah 1, 2, hey! Step up and play! Our doors are open dusk to dawn Every pauper has a chance to become a king You can find yours here at the Avalon! The roulette starts spinning with a click & clack Find the gold that glints between the red & black Give a handshake to a bandit and let 'im roll Watch the nickels start pourin' like a waterfall You got it now! I knew you'd love this joint Jackpots abound — we never disappoint With music, booze and games, anyone can unwind At the Grand Avalon, you'll have a hell of a time! A quarter past three, you start to look for the door My buddy, can't ya tell it ain't there no more? There's a question in your eyes, so let me give you a clue: See, there's still the little matter of the debt I'm due Remember how I said this wouldn't cost a dime? Well, that's cause you're the payment— you're already mine! Take a break, have a drink, cash your chips, my friend— It's the party of a lifetime, and you'll play 'til the end! Say 1, 2, hey! It'll be okay Just come on in and follow along First game's on me, won't cost a thing Roulette or blackjack—dice or slots I say-ah 1, 2, hey! Step up and play! Our doors are open dusk to dawn We'll keep on going 'til the judgement day So come join us here at the Avalon!