Stuck Together (Strange But True)

Lyrics

[HANRATTY] Stop your sobbin' kid, before I shoot Your nose is running on my only suit Who'd of thought I'd share this dance with you Looks like we're stuck together Which is strange but true [FRANK JR.] Guess you caught me, now the chase is done You must admit I gave you quite the run Mister Tortoise, here's your rabbit stew Looks like we're stuck together Which is strange but true [HANRATTY] Tell Mister Ripley at "Believe It or Not" [HANRATTY & FRANK JR.] The show is over and he's all that I got [HANRATTY] Hard to believe it but we're tying the knot today [FRANK JR.] That's okay [HANRATTY, spoken] Frank! (sung) Thank your public while you're still in your prime They won't be seeing you for quite a long time And after you've paid for your life of crime Well, kid, we'll see what good behavior can do [HANRATTY & FRANK JR.] 'Til then, we're stuck together Which is strange but true [FRANK JR., spoken] Mr. Hanratty turns out to be as good as his word [HANRATTY, spoken] Frank was sentenced to fifteen years in prison, but was released after seven for good behavior [FRANK JR., spoken] Carl and I became great friends, and he even became the godfather to my kids. I set up my own security company and paid back every bad check I ever passed [HANRATTY spoken] Alright, Frank, keep your promise. How did you cheat the bar exam? [FRANK JR., spoken] I didn't cheat. I studied! [HANRATTY, spoken] You're kidding me? I hate this guy, how does he do it?! [FULL COMPANY] Hey, Mister Lawyer, Mister Two-on-the-Aisle You never can predict when fortune may smile [HANRATTY] In fact, I think I'm gonna break with tradition And tell J. Edgar Hoover, "Baby I've gone fishin'!" [FRANK JR., spoken] You're gonna take the day off! [HANRATTY, spoken] You heard me! [FRANK JR.] If you had read this, you'd have said "No way!" I almost made it look like crime does pay There's lots of folks that I miss every day [FRANK JR. & HANRATTY] But now a new duet has made its debut And now we're stuck together [FULL COMPANY] Oh, yeah! [FRANK, JR. & HANRATTY] In and out of luck together! [FULL COMPANY] Oh, yeah! [FRANK, JR. & HANRATTY] And now we're stuck together Which is strange but true [FRANK JR.] Your junior partner came through [HANRATTY] A simple case of monkey see, monkey do [FRANK JR., spoken] Oh, come on. Hey listen (sung) I'm glad to be on your team [HANRATTY, spoken] Frank (sung) Let's make some butter out of cream [FRANK JR., spoken] That's really nice [HANRATTY, spoken] Alright, kid, let's get out of here