Hidan and Kakuzu’s Vices

Lyrics

[Intro] Look, Lord Jashin! Behold your servant! [None Like Joshua] Kakuzu, don't talk shit about Jashin You're too old to comprehend things that I preach Already forgot the last time you fought me? Go on and retire before your hearts seize [GameboyJones] Jashin, what a dumb religion You can't hang with me, take this crucifixion Seen your head was missin' on our stupid mission Asuma Sensei cuts with good precision [None Like Joshua] Jashin, forgive me if I do not kill him All I need is some blood when it starts spillin' Now you seethe 'cause I'm done with my body healin' And at least I wasn't caught by my own village [GameboyJones] Oh my god, I'm about to take the mask off Always talkin' shit, that'll put you in a bad spot Hidan begone, don't start You should never challenge me, you don't even got the hearts [Hook: None Like Joshua & GameboyJones] It's the Zombie Combo Don't feel pain like my body's hollow I want bread, I want the dead Vices make us take your heart, though It's the Zombie Combo We the ones making Akatsuki hostile I want blood, I want funds Vices make us take your heart, though [Kakuzu] If you wanted my help, Hidan, you should've asked sooner [Hidan] It was you! You're the slow one, Kakuzu! [None Like Joshua] It's the grimmest reaper, Kakuzu, your time has come Watch me step into the ring, you're ending up like Asuma I don't need a strategy, 'cause killin' me's impossible Only reason that you're here is sewin' like my grandma does [GameboyJones] You got put in a ditch, I ain't havin' it I fought a whole group, plus the protagonist I'm so ravenous and you know I'm about cash Put a bounty on your head, then I'll take you out fast [None Like Joshua] Now now, temper temper Don't be putting me inside your line of fire, mister Here, have a gold coin, treasure for whatever I'll carry the team on my back for my elder [GameboyJones] Okay, I'm already sick of this Put you in a predicament when I slice of your ligaments And I'm not even kidding, your body's going all directions Every little bit is in the Shikumaru section [Hook: None Like Joshua & GameboyJones] It's the Zombie Combo Don't feel pain like my body's hollow I want bread, I want the dead Vices make us take your heart, though It's the Zombie Combo We the ones making Akatsuki hostile I want blood, I want funds Vices make us take your heart, though [Outro] No, w-wait, what are you doing? I asked you to bring my body to my head, not other way around! Don't you get it?! It's lighter this way What do I care? This isn't about you! Hey! Are you even listening to me?!