New Boobs

Lyrics

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My boobs are not as big as I want them to be I want 36D I'm not receiving enough affection Gonna get me a silicon injection And fulfill my dreams, bust out of my seams My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man When I need is cosmetic surgery Be the best I can be Proteins and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption Who needs to diet when liposuction Is painless and quick? Local anesthetic I know what I want! Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection I most certainly will cause an erection Wherever I go, but I still don't know The reason why I can't find a mate Guys I meet ejaculate Then leave through the door I can't take anymore! New boobs- jugs New boobs- jugs New boobs- jugs New boobs- jugs (My Darling, I love you And you know my love is true But, sweetheart, something's come between us And those new boobs just aren't you)