My Wife Has A New GF

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My wife has a new girlfriend And I'm not sure of what to do She has hair like me and a film degree She's a punk rock lesbian Jew I'm not afraid of her leaving me But I'm worried that I'll get beaten less frequently 'Cuz I bet she's got the book of lesbian tricks Stroking the G-spot and sophisticated cunt licks My wife stays with her girlfriend More often than she stays with me She bails when she tires of my arrogance and insensitivity Obviously she didn't listen to my message That was probably the best message I ever sent I took the time after finishing nine To tell her that I birdied and I'm sure she'll be fine The surgery she's having had very high success rate And when it's over I'll be there by her side before eight Unless of course the game goes late 'Cuz I was playing golf so great My wife has a new girlfriend I like to call her princess lebia She says I should be reading about cuckolding 'Cuz that's what's happening to ya She says she needs someone Who will listen to her And then I think she said something else But it was hard to make out when she was mumbling about 'Cuz she slurs her speech when she's crying She was acting like somebody that was dying 'Cuz I was rolling my eyes and kinda sighing My wife had a new girlfriend Today they broke up for the fourth time I think they'll get together once or twice again 'Cuz that's a Jewish dyke paradigm But this relationship was born from sobriety Of vegan dietary, sex without violence, anxiety When she decided to deny herself the pleasures of life She broke up with her newish Jewish girlfriend And became my ex wife