Don’t Count On Me (Demo)

Lyrics

Whenever you're in need, or just feeling down Remember that I'm probably on tour in a different town If you're in a bind or feeling against a wall Please don't make me one of the first people that you call And I mean this very sincerishly Don't count on me - 'cuz I'm the worst If I'm there it'll be a surprise to so many other friends that I'd call first It's not that I don't care I just don't care very much Because I'm either on the spectrum or just plain out of touch That's who I am, it's what I do I could change if I wanted to, but I don't But if you really need someone to count on To bring you stress, to extinguish happiness And anxiety and duress You can always count on me 'Cause I'm chalant, I'm inspiteful I am ....ble, .....ble I'm a cockroach in a salad I'm a ....... on a ballot I'm an empty diary As useful as a college degree I put the 'emo' in chemotherapy So if you ever really need some one to be there Don't count on me I ................ I was born in the beginning so I won't be there in the end So feel free to call me friendly ('frenemy' ?) Just please don't call me 'friend'