Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don’t)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk, most others sing I don't see you eat a talking bird [Verse 2] Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo But so do kids and elderly I don't see you chop off an old man's feet Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them [Chorus] No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too Actually they don't have central nervousness No Manhattan style, clams have the right to smile Come to think about it, they don't have a face [Verse 3] They have no face, no place for ears There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears No spinal cord, they must get bored Might as well just put them out of misery [Guitar Solo] [Outro] I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenseless shellfish No chowder for you, clams have feelings too It could happen to you, clams have feelings too I don't think they do, clams have feelings too