Come to the Fun Home

Lyrics

[JOHN] Your uncle died You're feeling low You've got to bury your mama But you don't know where to go Your papa needs His final rest You got, you got, you got To give them the best Woah [SMALL ALISON & CHRISTIAN] Come to the Fun Home [JOHN] That's the Bechdel Funeral Home, baby [SMALL ALISON & CHRISTIAN] The Bechdel Fun Home [JOHN] Next to Johnson's Department Store [CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN] In Beach Creek! [SMALL ALISON & CHRISTIAN] The Bechdel Fun Home [JOHN] We take dead bodies every day of the week, so [CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN] You've got no reason to roam Use the Bechdel Funeral Home What it is, what it is Hoo, hoo, hoo What it is, what it is Now, baby [SMALL ALISON, CHRISTIAN & JOHN] Sock it to me, sock it to me Sock it to me, sock it to me (Ooh) Sock it to me, sock it to me (Here come da judge) Sock it to me, sock it to me (Here come da judge, baby) [CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALLISON & JOHN] Our caskets (Ooh) Are satin-lined (Ooh) And we got so many models Guaranteed to blow your mind You know our mourners [CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN] So satisfied [CHRISTIAN] They like, they like, they like [CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN] Our formaldehyde, yeah! Here at the Fun Home [CHRISTIAN] That's the Bechdel Funeral Home, baby! [CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN] Come to the Fun Home [SMALL ALISON] We got Kleenex and your choice of psalm [CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN] Stop by the Fun Home [CHRISTIAN] Think of Bechdel when you need to embalm [CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN] You've got no reason to roam Use the Bechdel Funeral Home What it is, what it is [SMALL ALISON & JOHN, CHRISTIAN] Hoo hoo hoo (Ow!) [CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN] What it is, what it is Hoo, hoo [CHRISTIAN] Tell 'em what we got Tell 'em what we got, Tito What else have we got? What else have we got, you guys? [SMALL ALISON] Smelling salts for if you're queasy [JOHN] Folding chairs that open easy [CHRISTIAN] These are cool You know what they are? Flags with magnets for your car [JOHN] These are wires and they hold flowers [SMALL ALISON] Here's a sign for the names and the hours [CHRISTIAN] Stand right here when you sign the book [JOHN] This is called an aneurysm hook En garde! [CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN] Come to the Fun Home Ample parking down the street Here at the Fun Home Body prep that can't be beat You'll like the Fun Home In our hearse there's a backwards seat That's why we made up this poem We're the Bechdel Funeral Home What it is, what it is Hoo, hoo, hoo What it is, what it is Now, baby Hoo, hoo, hoo