Howdy Folks

Lyrics

[Spoken: Captain Spaulding] Howdy, Folks! You like blood, violence, freaks of nature? Well, then come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen, haha Yeah, see the Alligator Boy Ride my famous Murder Ride Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken Haha, it just tastes so damn good, *imitates chicken*