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[Intro] [?] on the bottom of the hour A TV pitchman who lived in the valley Accused of ripping off of customers' trial Was supposed to start tomorrow But that's not gonna happen (That's not gonna happen) Yeah, that's because Don Lapre was found dead inside of his cell U.S. Marshalls arrested Lapre in Tempe back in June... [Dialogue 1] H-e-llo, I'm Don Lapre And I'm so excited that you decided to become A sales representative for the Reminder Service I'm gonna walk you through fifteen ways To make all the sales you ever wanted to make If you want to make ten sales a day And make yourself two hundred dollars a day Or if you wanna go all the way And make twenty sales a day And make yourself four hundred dollars a day I'm gonna show you fifteen ways to do it [Dialogue 2] Think about it If you only sell five a day You're making a hundred dollars a day You get to set your own hours Whether you decide to sell at Park n Swap or the Swap Meat every weekend or Whether you decide to call up all your friends Everybody that you know to start off that way Or if you decide to go door to door However you wanna start off However you wanna start off However you wanna start off However you wanna start off There's fifteen ways to do it It's absolutely incredible And if you wanna get-get-get-get-get— [Outro] Edicius, edicius, edicius, edicius Edicius, edicius, edicius, edicius Get excited