The Unconscious Connection

Lyrics

[Intro] You are in a state of complete relaxation You know, if you can wake up, you should Because you know someday, you know you won't be able to So just, um... But it's easy, you know just... Wake up This is Wayne [?] [?] those windows now Simpler than a phonographic [?] From now on, you will hear... What I want you to hear Woah! Was I dreadful? Not at all! You have a very unique style Yeah, it's— I'm not an engineer And you're no cutie I wanna go back to the blue room People um... say That acid causes um... brain damage But um... What did you say? Hello, my needle drops Anthony Fantano here The internet's busiest music nerd And it's time for a review SulP hsotnicaM ,sulP hsotnicaM Floral Shoppe (ycerM) Macintosh Plus is the pseudonym Of a music producer from America And Macintosh Plus' latest release Along with a few others Are currently being celebrated As the dawning of a brand new genre And yes, I understand if you're skeptical Given the inconsistency Of the last three new genres that we've had Like Seapunk Witch House And Chillwave But this new genre is vaporwave Vapor, wave Vaporwave Vapor wah Vapor wah Vapor wah (Nmesh, Nmesh) Haw ropaV Yes, it does sound ridiculous However Let's not slag a piece of music simply because of the term thrown onto it Because some music fans or music writers are desperate to feel like they're on the cutting edge of something If vaporwave is in fact a genre and does end up being... Erneg a sa ylsuoires dezingoceR However, I'm being told that the artists That are falling under this category of vaporwave Are stylistically different from guys like DJ Shadow (Then, it's- it's most likely going to just become a subgenre of Plunderphonics Sample-based compositions, songs that take pieces of other songs to build those songs) Avalanches Negativland Girl Talk From guys like DJ Shadow As well as John Oswald who coined the word plunderphonics And I guess primarily what makes vaporwave different From other, other-other plunderphonics styles is its source material (There's nobody here...) Many projects in this genre of music that are... ...lebal pmacdnaB guR ehT nO reeB eht no dnuof ylbaton tsoM Stick pretty passionately to... ...morf ,cisum latnedicni ,zzaJ htoomS morf selpmas gnisU Maybe commercials, television shows from the late 80's, late 90's Contemporary R&B, maybe even adult oriented rock New age music and synth-funk as well Like the kind of sounds that Brian Eno was creating for Windows Back when he was creating the "Windows" sound The "Windows" sound And maybe it's music that you've had contact with if you've watched funny videos or TV commercials on "Everything Is Terrible" (you've been smoking) We have to do everything possible to make sure nothing weird happens Angel, please don't go If you're at all familiar with those last two things You know that this kind of music is constantly made a joke of by a lot of people However, there is a growing post-ironic desire to listen to and wholeheartedly enjoy this kind of music Which is just the weirdest thing to me Not that it's not enjoyable But it's funny that in the internet age You can pretty much find and listen to anything And-and-and- And almost anything can find an audience And, and, and, and ...Girl, you got that sleeping pill Had me in a coma all night (Bottom of the ocean) So gone that I— girl, it feels like (Swimming in slow motion) I just took a sleeping pill Girl, you got that sleeping pill Had me in a coma all night (Bottom of the ocean) So gone that I— girl, it feels like (Swimming in slow motion) I just took a sleeping pill Girl, you got that sleeping pill... Girl, you got that sleeping pill... Girl, you got that sleeping pill... Girl, you got that sleeping pill... And there are plenty of other artists That have made use of the sounds that vaporwave consists of For their own musical gain Artists like Neon Indian for example Maybe Ariel Pink as well And, and, and, and Especially an artist like James Ferraro now This is it, man This is what your grandchildren are going to be smoking Future, the future (the future, the future) (erutuf eht ,erutuf ehT) The future, the future It's your move Smooth, synth-heavy, kind of sexy (sexy, sexy...) The second track on here is a slowed down version of Diana Ross' - "Your Move" "Your Move" "Your Move" "Your Move" Hello, my needle drops ("Your Move") Hello, my needle drops ("Your Move") Hello, my needle drops ("Your Move") Hello, my needle drops ("Your Move") With a few choice grooves in the song cut and looped Over and over and over and over And over and over and over and over And over and over and over and over And over and over and over and over And over and over... If you've given this a listen What did you think of it? Did you love it? Hate it? Why? What should I review next? And (that's what we're thinking, Dan) that's it [Outro] Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? No Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No Neither did I I was just asking