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The following program is a production of KHET in Honolulu, Hawaii public television Let's take some calls, Glory is calling in from Maui Okay, oh no, here we go... alright, ready? Alright Now here's a little song to stimulate your senses Over the years now they say "you have one of the most beautiful voices in Hawaii" That's very odd... the same person twelve years ago told me to get off the air The music of Hawaii has always been the thread that has tied and bounded Hawaii To its land, its culture, and its peoplе Hawaiian radio has played an important part in that, in keeping its music alive They'rе on their way to Honolulu Good Why are we flying this airline? (I don't know) This airline sucks We will leave for Honolulu in two hours Entertainment director Charles Peck often takes listeners years back With a nostalgic radio program on KGU's classic radio time Anything that you have to get up for at 3:30 in the morning Becomes a very important part of your life You don't like flying, do you? There must be a reason behind this, I just don't know what it is My mind is a blank (My mind is a blank) Wait a minute; let's go Let's go How loud do these headphones go? Never quite loud enough Alright Glory, thank you very much Please, relax; I have much to tell you Please, relax; I have much to tell you Please, relax; I have much to tell you Please, relax; I have much to tell you Wow, that's some story Someone's hyperventilating in the background That's my mother and our next door neighbor Outstanding... good, you hold on and we'll make sure that all happens I play something and they call up and they "Oh, I haven't heard that" Most requested records (Most requested records) Most requested records in all Hawaii When asked why he went into the radio business, Billy Sage replied Well, I think it was probably a lack of Vitamin C Come fly with me Ratings are very consistent on this radio station, we've been #1 for eighteen years But it's a battle every day You go out and you might lose today, but you better win big tomorrow Doing it for you with these mellow sounds We're probably about the most unproduced morning in town I think the only thing we produce really is the coffee And then we kind of wing it from there Because it was designed for your extra comfort Flying to Hawaii on united 747 can be a real adventure We call our 747, "Friendship" Friendship? Look over there, Wish Bear's got her head stuck in the clouds again You'd say they had their head in the clouds, and you'd be right You'd say they had their head in the clouds, and you'd be right And you'd be right And you'd be right You'd say they had their head in the clouds, head in the clouds And you'd be right And you'd be right And you'd be right It's amazing, the mind... how the eyes can make you see Something that isn't even there Keep it right here, we got the finest in island music, entertainment Thanks a lot, I'll take it from here Start with the thing that can fly away You wanna know the secret to surviving air travel? Doesn't everyone? I just want you to know, from now on it's all downhill Now we can take off We're all set All set, and on time We'd like to forewarn you to brace yourself, because what you're about to see is hardcore truth That much of the mainstream media would like to keep hidden from your eyes (hardcore truth) Go easy on the brew, buddy... you still gotta fly us out of here Ooh... I'll drink to that We'll all drink to that I just want you to know, from now on it's all downhill I'm telling you, I'm getting the fuck off, and there's a reason why I'm getting the fuck off And everyone can either believe it, or they can not believe it I don't give two fucks But I am telling you right now That that motherfucker That motherfucker back there is not real And you can sit on this plane, and you can fucking die with him or not Fucking die with him or not Fucking die with him or not That motherfucker back there is not real I got, I got the tape coming, the lawyers will be on their way in a half hour You know, and the legislature is going to go into session Not real Not real Not real Not real The world has taken a turn for the surreal The surreal And it was so real, just how everything happens, you know? I'm not going to (Bye!) It'd be a fucked up God to take down this plane I'm getting worried; You getting worried? I'm getting worried Let's go C'mon bro, what the fuck? That motherfucker back there is not real Things took a turn for the worst Come fly the friendly sky That motherfucker back there Not real As if Hawaii didn't already have enough going for it What's the idea? That gives you more legroom than coach The door is open, this means something I wish you were on the plane, you fucking prick Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit You get the idea We love to fly and it shows Fucking plane's gonna explode! I can fly high I can fly high I can fly high I can fly high We love to fly and it shows Jesus Christ, what a fucking nightmare That's what they say happened, but i want to know what really happened Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that one Do not let that flight leave Do not let that flight leave I'm being dead serious, do not let that flight leave Jamaica, Jamaica, Jamaica, Jamaica So is this your big, "Welcome to Hawaii" plan? We love to fly, and it shows Let's go You heard the captain, no smoking! N-O-S-M-O-K-I-N-G, no smoking! Is something wrong? No, I thought I saw something out there What? Nothing What was that? What was that? Come fly with me Fucking plane's gonna explode! We're through the worst of it, so you can relax We'd like you to keep your seatbelts securely fastened and seated, as we may get more turbulence Thank you Have you had anything to drink on this flight? Anything alcoholic at all? You get off the plane when I say you get off the plane I don't give two fucks Um, there you go, that gives you a taste of what's coming up We're gonna keep it big, and uh... yeah Keep it big, big and psyche, that's what we're gonna do We're American Airlines, doing what we do... I don't ever want to fly with you ever again