Lyrics

[Intro] It's cool, Johnny They say to please Please [Verse 1] Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I get so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs [Refrain] There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you [Chorus] Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Lose control, yeah, I'm all over the place [Refrain] There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you [Bridge] Oh well you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self made man (Yeah, you are) And your friends, they all come callin' Slap you on the back and say Please, please (Come on) [Verse 2] Well I'm tryin' to make some sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? 'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore [Refrain] There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you [Bridge] Well you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self made man Boy, and your friends, they all come callin' Slap you on the back and say Please, please [Verse 3] Well I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right Well I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs [Refrain] Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right, here I am Stuck in the middle with you [Chorus] Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you One more time Stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you [Outro] Hey, George? (Yeah) Oh, nevermind, I just figured it out on my own