Floyd The Barber (Live In Del Mar, California, 1991)

Lyrics

Bell on door clangs, come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down chair, don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shaved I was shaved Barney ties me to the chair I can't see, I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips I was shamed I was shamed I was shamed I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff I was shamed I was shamed I was shamed