Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mom and Dad went to a show Dropped me off at grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed Said, "Please, don't go!" [Chorus] Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home I wanna be alone [Verse 2] Had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatoes and stuff like that I couldn't chew my meat too good [Chorus] Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home I wanna be alone [Verse 3] Said, "Why don't you stop your cryin' Go outside and ride your bike!" That's what I did I killed my toe! [Chorus] Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home I wanna be alone [Verse 4] After dinner I had ice cream Fell asleep and watched TV Woke up in my mother's arms [Chorus] Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Wanna be alone