Lyrics

Bell on door clangs, come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down chair, don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shaved I was shaved Barney ties me to thechair Ican'tsee, I'm reallyscared Floyd breathes hard,I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips I was shamed I was shamed I was shamed I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff I was shamed I was shamed I was shamed