Kodiak

Lyrics

[Rebecca] Randy, enough is enough! You are my boyfriend, and you do as I say! In fact, you are very good at it! Now, come here! [Randy] No! Why did I waste so much of post-puberty on you? [Rebecca] Excuse me?! [Randy] These are months I can't get back. Find another guy to hold the end of your tape measure! [Rebecca] How dare you?! [Randy] Stop! [Eliot] Don't get him mad, he'll start speaking in verse [Rebecca] Randy, let's talk about this [Randy] I said stop! [Rebecca] Calm down and listen to me! [Verse 1: Randy] No! That was the last time you get the last word in Go home, show's over, I'm closing the curtain You're nothing but a burden, and you took my self-respect Walking me around like there's a leash around my neck Twenty-four hours with a Geiger counter counting Gamma rays and beta particles that were amounting To nothing, I found nothing! The cold hard fact is You're the only thing I've found that's radioactive [Chorus: Eliot, Moth, and Mustardseed] Rebecca, you got him agitated Sorry that you mutated more than a teenage ninja turtle Rebecca, ten feet away, she's glowing Don't try to stay, he's going Dumping you is his final hurdle [Verse 2: Randy] You took my self-respect, Rebecca, see the wreck you've made of me I'm mad as heck, Rebecca, show a speck of human decency So absurd, have you not heard a word that I said recently? I set my Geiger counter to a more attractive frequency Oh! Aurora's strong and makes me feel invincible Is something wrong? Go run and tell the principal The leash is off my neck, Rebecca, and there's no going back Your widdle baby bear is now a Kodiak! [Chorus: Eliot, Moth, and Mustardseed] A big bear looking for different honey Trust me, this isn't funny He's much more than your arm candy A big bear, he's down to Earth and worth it Just a bit introverted Everyone wants a piece of Randy [Outro: Randy] Tick-tock, tick-tock, look at the clock! It's departure time, Rebecca, so hop into your cockpit Nothing good comes out of being so co-dependent Do you want a co-pilot? Nah, you want a flight attendant I'm free to be the guy I wanna be There's you and I, but there is no we I got the key, you see? You're no longer my jailer We're breaking up, Rebecca, toss me my inhaler [Inhales]