Lyrics

Well when I was 10, froggy and bad The first taste of pudding I ever had My sister's friend, sweet little Sue In the backyard in a little shed First time that I was fed A tasty dish just for two Come on give me of that shakey pudding, 'cause it's so doggone good You know I love your loving, honey I wouldn't quit you if I could Now I was raised a little cad On a stack of Playboys my daddy had Soon I was on the road to sin But the Catholic girls liked to play along Sneaking out to Van Halen songs That began my life-long binge I thought about a normal life Instead of running around half the night Take someone to slow me down I could be some girl's Mr. Right Settle down, three kids and a wife That really don't sound so bad Come on give me some of that shakey pudding, 'cause it's so doggone good You know I love your loving, honey I wouldn't quit you if I could