This Is Random

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Dial one To let me know what the hell is going on (Hello? Are you there? Is there anybody there?) Dial one For the latest updates on government directives Dial two (Hello? Is there anybody there?) For the guaranteed Dial two (Hello? Is there anybody there?) Dial two For the guaranteed weather Dia four To tell me your latest dream Dial six To give me your wishes sound (Hеllo? Is there anybody therе?) Dial seven To speak to your love ones from the beyond Dial eight To tell me what you're ashamed of For a glimpse into the future Dial nine And hold your breath Dial ten For royalty-free song titles you can use Terms and conditions of life