Thumbelina

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey dainty girl, flailing on the side of the road With your great thumb in the air I hope you don't mind me asking But what happened to your underwear? And does your humble husband know? Of 'ee hitchin' seedy path With car-operating sexual deviants! [Pre-Chorus] But Julian would never understand And doesn't he know? That just because he's a painter and he loves you It doesn't mean that he has got a clue... [Chorus] ...About my Thumbelina I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball [Verse 2] To that brash cowgirl with her hands petting your crotch And humping you in towering grass Naked and gender-bending What makes you think the two of you will last? For there's no dame or man for her There's just this open road where she'll hail down some pervert With the usage of her giant thumb [Pre-Chorus] But jellybean, you could never comprehend The intellect of her mind And just because you can make her come with your hand It doesn't mean that she'll be your woman [Chorus] My Thumbelina I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball [Bridge] But 'twas a loon on the hillside Who planted a seed between your thighs You fancied him as your therapist But he's just a sadistic sodomist who gave you that bastard kid [Chorus] My Thumbelina I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball [Outro] Yeah! My Thumbelina Yeah, Thumbelina My Thumbelina Yeah, Thumbelina My Thumbelina Hey, have you seen her? Oh!